- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

- Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

- Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

- The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

- The Chuck Norris military unit is not used in the game Panzer General II, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

- There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.

- A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.