Das Barthaar von Chuck Norris ist die stärkste Naturfaser der Welt,theoretisch könnte man mit einem einzigen Barthaar einen Flugzeugträger schleppen ... wenn sie denn lang genug wären denn Chuck hat stets einen ordentlich gestutzten Bart ( sein Trimmer wurde von der NASA entwickelt und benutzt Messer deren Herstellung allein so viel kostet wie der kalte Krieg zwischen 1950 und 1965 verschlungen hat )
- Sogar Chuck Norris wird zum Jüngsten Gericht erscheinen - als Richter.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Angela Merkels Mundwinkel hängen nur so weit nach unten, weil Chuck Norris ihr in der Kindheit mal an den Backen gezogen hat.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wenn Chuck Norris für die chinesische Fußball-Nationalmannschaft spielen würde, würde sie Europameister werden.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wenn Chuck Norris mit dem Feuer spielt, verliert das Feuer.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris hat den alten Holzmichel umgebracht.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Wenn Chuck Norris seine Handyrechnung nicht bezahlt, kriegt sein Netzanbieter einen Schufaeintrag.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Würde Chuck Norris eine Frau sein, wäre sie Papst.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Nee, der stützt sich auf seiner Hand ab und macht einen Kick (in Schräglage).
- Uri Geller verbiegt Löffel. Chuck Norris verbiegt Uri Geller.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kann mit dem Zehnfingersystem schreiben - in Boxhandschuhen.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
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